A fictional campaign for the EU.
Some people say that the EU doesn't unite people. Like how a football team does, or a national anthem can. Europe has a culture with a rich history, architecture, philosophy, art, and a lot of cheese. Mostly cheese. Compared to that, the EU is indeed very boring.
But that’s not so bad. Some things are better when they are boring, like visiting a doctor, way better when that's boring.
The EU has the most boring borders in the world. Clean water is way more boring than exotic water filled with bacteria. No war inside Europe is also pretty boring.
Yes. We’re boring, boring is good.